Broken relationships to cow’s heart on a kebab

Buenas tardes a todos! To set the scene: I had 4 one-to-one Spanish classes this morning (working on using the subjunctive mode in various tenses), followed by a traditional Bolivian meal called majadito, cooked by my host Mum (rice with mince and peas, served with fried plantain and a fried egg), and I’ve just made…